BANGLA FUNNY SMS COLLECTION

SMS COLLECTION

2009-04-17T03:54:00.000-07:00

A HUGE COLLECTION OF BANGLA SMS

INSULT SMS: the rain makes all the things beautiful, the grass and flowers, why doesn't it rain on you............READ MORE
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FUNNY SMS: can u do anything that other people can't..sure.. i can read my handwriting..............................READ MORE

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MOTHER'S DAY SMS: being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one i know......................................READ MORE

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WISE WORD SMS: dont think how many moments in ur life , just think how mush life is there in a moments....................READ MORE

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KISS SMS: kiss is heat, but its very sweet, when two leap meat, love is complete...................................READ MORE

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ADULT SMS: man to his wife: are u free to night? wife: have i ever take money for.............................READ MORE

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS COLLECTION: if wishes are like flowers,all growing in the sun, u would have a great garden, fillled with happyness and fun! have a very special happy newyear............................READ MORE

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MOTIVATIONAL SMS

2009-04-11T07:39:00.000-07:00

THE FEAR OF DEATH

the fear of death follows

from the fear of life.

a man who live fully is

prepared to die any time.

SUCCEED

wherever u r by nature keep to it,

never desert ur line of talent.

be hot nature intended u for

and

u for sure will succeed inshallah.

DEATH

"death is not the greatest loss of life......

the greatest loss is- what dies in u when u r alive."

FUTURE

"the future belong to those who belive in the beauty of their dreams"

WINNING HORSE

"winning horse does not know why he runs in race.

he runs bcoz of beats and plan.

life is a face, got is ur rider. so if u r in plan then think, god wants u to win the race."

FORGET

"i have learned that people will forget what u said,

people will forget what u did, but people will never forget how u made them feel."

DOOR

"when god closes one door

he always open anather,

even through sometines it

hell in the hallway"

MISLEADING SMS

2009-04-11T07:21:00.000-07:00

NAUGHTY MIND

its the thing that satisfies,

ur mind body and soul!

do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or any where!

its called player!

god bless ur noughty mind.

6" LONG

whats is average 6" long

insides a guys pants and girls like to blow it up?

1000 taka note!

think possitive plz

I WANT U....

i want u

to be with me in a nice resturent

to have candle light dinner &

to say those sweet three words to u.....

*PAY THE BILL*

LOVE QUOTE SMS

2009-04-11T07:13:00.000-07:00

TOUCH AND FEEL

if u touch n feel u desure

if u touch and dont feel its ignorence

but u dont touch n stell feel its love.

TRUE LOVE

true love brings up everythings-

u r allowing a mirror

to be held up to u day.

BROKEN HEART

a broken heart is like a broken mirror.

it is better to leave it broken

then hurt urself trying to fix it

ROLLAR COSTER

love is like a roller coaster

once u have completed the ride,

u want to go again.

NEVER LOST

love is never lost,

if u reciprocated, it will flow back

and soften and purity the heart.

LOVE

love begans with a smile,

grow with a kiss,

and end with a teardrop.

ANSWER

love is a answer

but while u wait for the answer

sex rises some pretty good questions.

EMPTY EXPARIENCE

sex without love is an empty exparience,

but as empty expariences go,

its one of the best.

TRUE LOVE

"the course of true love never did run smooth"

-william shakespeare

LOVE SOUGHT

love sought is good,

but given unsought,

is better.

-willium shakespeare

ANNIVERSARY SMS

2009-04-11T06:59:00.000-07:00

I LOVE U

i love u are words just three, which means so much in our anniversiry. so this is so i want to say, love is my heart and there fore stay.

MERRAGE

merrage is that relation between man and weman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual and obligation reciprocal......

BEST WISHES

on this special day,

best wishes go to u

that this wonderful love u share,

last ur lifetime short

happy anniversery to u my love......

FATHER'S DAY SMS

2009-04-11T06:51:00.000-07:00

101 WAYS

i know just the person who need "101 ways to be a great dad" dont worry its not u, happy father's day.

IN MIND

u may be out of my sight but u ar always in my mind.... happy fathers day.

BETTER THE WAY

some thing is just better the way thay are like u.... happy fathers day.

TIME PASS SMS

2009-04-10T19:10:00.000-07:00

INDUSTRIAL GROWTH

why the bangoli people are poor?

bcoz 86% of bd people spend their time lifting, folding and holding the lungi.

HAPPYNESS

may god increases ur happiness like prices of petrol and decreases sorrows like the cloths of bepasa bosu.

MINE

boys says its fine, boys says its mine, after nine month thay say its not mine! whats it?

doctors pescription for u. a cuite little smile for breakfast. more lough 4 lunch. lots of happiness 4 denner. doctor's fee? an sms when u r free.

EXAM SMS

2009-04-10T19:04:00.000-07:00

HUMAN BRAIN
human brain is the most outstanding object in the world. it works 24 hours a day,365 days in a year, it function right form our born, but it stops only when we enter the exam hall.......

EXAM LIKE GF
exam are like girlfriend
too many questions
difficult to understand
more explanation is needed
result is always fail

MOTHER'S DAY SMS

2009-04-10T18:31:00.000-07:00

U MY ALL

u have seen me love

u have seen me cry

and u were always with me

i may not have always said it

bt thanks and i love u

happy mother's day

FOR THE BEST

for the best mom

who always had a smile for me

i know we may be far apart right now

so here's a great hug and kiss

happy mother's day

MOTHER

being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one, i know i love u mom. happy mothers day.

EID SMS

2009-04-08T20:55:00.000-07:00

MAY

may the angle protect u............. may the sadness forget u........... may goodness surronding u... may allah always bless u............. eid mubarak.

HAPPY EID

wishing u a happy eid, soft s silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money, and bubli as u.

2009-04-08T20:37:00.000-07:00

BEGANS

how can i began to say sorry. i didn't mean to upset u. i hope that u can forgive me. i m sorry.

SMILING

i m soory to be smiling everytime u'r near. i m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever u r here. i m sorry that cupid has made its hit. i love u. i can't help it.

SORRY

sorry. dont be confusesd. here sorry means

s=some

o=ones

r=really

r=remmembering

y=you.

FORGIVE

forgive sounds good

forgot im not sure i could

thay say time heals everything

but i m still waiting

WISE WORD SMS

2009-04-05T13:55:00.000-07:00

NO N YES

no and yes are two short words which need a long throught.

most of the trouble in life are the result of saying yes too soon or saying no too late.

LOVE

like energy love can't be produce or destroyed.

it can just trensfered one girlfriend to anather.

HOT IRON

do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.

- williaum b sprague

HANDLE WITH CARE

word and heart should be handle with care......for word when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair

SEARCH

search for truth and u shell find beauty, search beauty and u should find love, search for love and u should find god, search for god and u shall have them all.

MERRAGE FUNNY SMS COLLECTION

2009-04-02T07:17:00.000-07:00

ROMMANCE

Why do all people marry?

bcouse rommance is notthe only element in life.

We shoud also love horror, terror,suspense,stupidity & tragedy of life.

HOLD HAND

why do people hold hand during marry?

its a formality just like two boxer's shaking hends before fight.

GIVE AND TAKE

marrage is give and take process.

you'd better give it her or she'll take it away.

RESTURENT

getting merried is very much like going to resturent with friends. you order whatu want, and when u see what the other follow has, u wish u had ordered that.

AFTER MERRAGE

after merrage, husbend and wife become two sides of coin.

thay jost can't face eich other, but still they stay together.

LOVE MERRAGE V ARRANGE MERRAGE

what is the defference between love merrage and arrage merrage?

first is a perfect suiside.....

second is an arrange murder!

PHOTO

always keep ur photo in ur moneybag.

when u wil in big trable just see this pic

u will feel that no other trouble is bigger than this

KISS SMS COLLECTION

2009-04-02T04:17:00.000-07:00

WHAT IS KISS
what is kiss?
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

CRADIT
kiss is a credit cause it is profitable when returned.

KISSER
i m professional kisser . i kiss people for money.but as my friend, i will kiss u free. hurry up!

WHAT IS LIFE
what is life?
life is totally love.
whats love?
love is kissing.
what is kissing?
come here to show.

FILLINGS
when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly".
when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly".
when u kiss a Bengali girl she says "don't tell anybody".

SWEET

kiss is heet, but its very sweet

when two lepht meet love is complete

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS COLLECTION

2009-03-31T15:39:00.000-07:00

ROSES PERFUME

with all the roses perfume, and with all the lights, in the world and with all the clildren smile.. i wish you that ur all dream comes true.. (happy new year)

APRIL FOOL SMS COLLECTION

2009-03-31T14:50:00.000-07:00

FOOL

this cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, second cat! now read it with out cat.

AISHWARYA
I MESS U A LOT DEAR..........
SENDER: aishwarya =993456796
message center: +875638965
don't get excited. she send it to me.

ABCD
a= u r attractive
b= u r best
c=u r cute
d=u r dear to me
e= u r excellent
f=u r funny
g=u r good looking
h=he he he
i=i am
j=joking
happy April fool day

SMILE SMS

2009-03-31T14:41:00.000-07:00

UNDERWEAR

beauty is not how u look,it is not how handsome u are,it is not ur figure too,beauty is the inner self,so change ur underwear daily....

NEW GIRL FRIEND

teacher ask a boy: suppose u have 8 chocolates,
u gave 2 to tania, 3 to saba, n 1 to hena
what will u have?
boy replied: three new girl friend.

SMART

if u want to success in life;

be sweet like honey, be regular like clock, frish like rose, soft like tissue strong like rock and smart like me.

SISTER
Ur girl friend is
smart
intelligent
sweet
talented
excllent
romantc
in short she is Ur s i s t e r.

TELEGRAM
a girl send a telegram to her father on her clearing B.ED exams, which the father receives as: "father ur doughter has been successful in BED".

SEX EDUCATION

schoolgirl: i dont want to take SEX EDUCATION

teacher: why?

girl:someone told me that final exam will be oral.

BIRTHDAY SMS COLLECTION

2009-03-31T14:26:00.000-07:00

sugar adding

this sms has no fat, no cholesterol and addictive, this is all natural except a lot of sugar. but it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. happy birth day.

INSULT SMS

2009-03-31T14:22:00.000-07:00

MONKEY

have u seen a monkey wrapped in a plastic?
no????
quickly see Ur driving license.

RAIN

the rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and amp; flowers too. if rail makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on u.

3 FRIENDS
you know! i have three friend
first work in USA
second work in japan
3rd the monkey who read my sms!

BASSA KA MA
mera life ka ak assa news
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tu mere bassa ka ma ban sakta hai
ha ha ha

WHAT IS U?
u=perfect
u=lovely
u=beautiful
u=amazing
u= fantastic
me=liar

ROSES FOR U
4 roses just fr u
1st fr friendship
2nd fr wealth
3rd fr happiness
and the last one..

kanka necha laga lena, must lagega

GARELA
If a garela chaches u
what will u do?
?
?
i knw u will start playing
its netural when close friend meet

PRESS DOWN
press down if u think u r mad
i can"t bleave u did that
for god sake! lord!
why u still doing it?
truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE

TWO THINGS

u have to do two things warly in the morning.

1 st: pray to god so that u can live

2nd: take a bath so that other can live.

CONGURTULATIONS

ur network tareff has been changed

call charges are now calculated acording to the brain size

da smaller da cheaper!

congurculations ! can make free call..lolz

ADULT SMS

2009-03-31T14:14:00.000-07:00

DIFFERENCE
what is the difference b/w secretory and private secretory?
secretary says "good morning sir"
and
private secretory says"its morning sir".

UNDER NEE

boy: why u wear ur belt around ur nee?

girl: i promises my mom that i would't let u touch me below my belt.

SMOKING
smoking reduce Ur life 5 minutes
sex increases Ur life 10 minutes
so the conclusion is that a fucker smokier never dies

OFFER
******valentine dhamaka offer*** send ur girlfriend to me and get a child free hurry up***first*** ten***winner***get tween*****so.....

TAKE DISSITION
tk 1400 : baby food
tk 1000 :doctor fee
tk 1200 :medicine
tk 700 :toys
tk 500 :diaper
tk 300 : baby powder
total
tk 5000

or
tk 5 :condom

now take ur dissition

RADIO

GIRL: i am like a radio, my mouth is a speaker, my left breast is a tuner, right is volume.
BOY: can i try?(touches left breast)- no sound
GIRL: u haven't plugged in yet

LOVE VS WAR
why love is better then war?
because condom is cheaper then condom

TECHNOLOGY
American says:bangoli is backward in sex technology
angry bangoli started to seeking his penis
amarican" why u are sacking Ur cock?"
bangoli says" i m fucking my wife through bluetooth"

STUDENT
teacher to a nursery student:
count from 1 to 100 then i will give u a kiss
"miss i will count 1 to 1000 then sleep one night with me plzz"

IMPORTANCE OF MILK
Importance of breast milk:
no need to add sugar
no need t boil it
cats can't touch it
tax free
have no expiry date
available in beautiful pack

SUN AND UNDERWEAR
what is the common between sun and woman underwear?
1. both are hot.
2.both looking better while going in.
3. both disappear at night ................

BULL CAN DO
teacher: why u r late?
student: my dad told me to take out cow to bull
teacher(angry): can't Ur dad do it?
student: no, only bull can do it.

MALE OF FEMALE
why were male created before female?
cause u always need a rough draft before final copy

ICECREAM
i want to suck u.... like u...... wana move my tongue all over u.... wana feel u all over mouth....yap. tats how u........ it an icecream

FUCKING
sale girl: sorry sir u can't smoke here
customer: but i bought Cigarette fm this shop
sales girl: we sell condom also but u can't starting fucking here